Stephanie Douglass is a performer, farmer, writer, and trainer. She is a Moth GrandSLAM Champion, and was the head writer for OLN's "Outside Magazine's Ultimate Top Ten.” She hosts Story Club North Side and cohosts the storytelling open mic Do Not Submit: Englewood. Stephanie is grateful to serve as the Farm Enterprise Director at Growing Home, growing organic vegetables and training Chicagoan with barriers to employment for placement in permanent jobs. She is also a co-founder of Cyahafi (Cha-HA-fi) Blooms, a resource training collective in southwestern Uganda.
WOULD YOU RATHER ...
- Eat only roadkill for the rest of your life OR Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried? Have everyone else sound like Gilbert Gottfried. Especially Bobcat Goldthwait.
- Always have to say everything on your mind OR Never be able to speak again? Always say everything on my mind. (Do I get to pick the language?)
- Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life OR Join in once to stop it? Watch them have sex every day! I want to hear them 30 years after their poisonous divorce, calling each other's names in their Gilbert Gottfried voices!