Steve Glickman has been telling stories at weddings and funerals his whole life to wide critical acclaim. He co-hosts “Do Not Submit” at Uptown Underground every month. He’s told stories at The Laugh Factory, Tellin’ Tales, The Moth Grandslam, This Much Is True, Story Sessions, Story Club, Tenx9, Truth or Lie, OUTSpoken, and First Person Live. In a prior life he sang with the Chicago Gay Men’s Chorus and played the piano. By day he’s a software engineer, and he organizes the ping pong league in his office. His Mom is his inspiration, who at 79 is a ping pong champ many times over, and just recently she kicked his ass at the senior center."
Would you rather...
1. Eat only roadkill for the rest of your life OR Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried? I’d take Gilbert Gottfried, then wear soundproof earmuffs all day long and learn how to read lips. Aren’t I clever?
2. Always have to say everything on your mind OR Never be able to speak again? I judge everyone in my head, constantly. I wouldn’t survive 24 hours if I said half of what I’m thinking, but it would be a fun 24 hours.
3. Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life OR Join in once to stop it? OMG this question is making me barf. I plead the 5th.