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  • Adrian Gonzales Plays Would You Rather...

    Adrian Gonzales is a writer from San Antonio, Texas who hasn't had any contact with Russian Intelligence informants, at least to his knowledge. 

    Would you rather...

    1) Eat only roadkill for the rest of your life OR Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried?  I'd rather sacrifice my hearing than my tastebuds. Gilbert Godfried's voice can be easily tuned out with head phones or just not talking to anyone. The taste of smashed armadillo and hot asphalt can not....trust me...

    2) Always have to say everything on your mind OR Never be able to speak again?  I'd rather say everything on my mind. It'd probably result with the same remedy to combat a world of Gilbert Godried voices. Head phones and self seclusion.

    3) Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life OR Join in once to stop it?  There is no chance, even in a hypothetical scenario, that my parents would ever make physical (let alone sexual) contact ever again. Even in a world with Donald Trump as president, there is no chance in heaven or hell, this universe or a parallel one that I'd have to imagine my parents in an intimate setting or have to make a decision to watch or join in. If I DID have to make a choice, I'd rather have to eat road kill for the rest of my life without the ability to speak and have everyone in the world sound like Gilbert Godfried. 

    Adrian is performing with You're Being Ridiculous on Saturday, May 27 ...

    Follow this link to reserve your ticket at Uncommon Ground, Edgewater for that night's performance!