Patrick Allen Carberry teaches English and Creative Writing at Harper College--a position which sounds "adult" but allows him to maintain an undergraduate schedule perpetually. His short fiction can be found in a number of literary magazines: PANK, Another Chicago Magazine, and others.
Three things you might not know about Patrick...
1: His penis was flipped inside out momentarily for a surgery, and he loves to describe the procedure in vivid detail. Modern Medicine is fascinating. There are scars. He will show them to you if that's something you're into.
2: He thought that the Cubs' W flag supported George W. Bush. This belief persisted for 7 years into Obama's presidency and was only corrected when the cubs won the World Series last year.
3: He doesn't lock his front door.