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  • Erin Diamond Gets Ridiculous...

    Erin Diamond is sooooooo exhausted.  She wrote, directed, and co-produced with Leah Munsey--Christmas: by Melania at the Uptown Underground at 8pm on 11/14, 11/21, 12/4, 12/5,  12/11, 12/19.  The show is an homage to the Christmas variety shows hosted by Judy Garland, Cher, The Osmonds, and the few clips of Kathy Lee Gifford's she could find on YouTube.  Guest appearances by Jeff Sessions, Mike and Karen Pence, Kellyanne Conway, Maxine Waters, and many more!!! Please, please come see it.  Erin is a frequent contributor to The Paper Machete where she has played Melania over a dozen times.  She is a devoted fan of the band Third Eye Blind.

    Three things you might not know about Erin ...

    1) Erin got so scared at Six Flags Great America's Fright Fest for her friend Nikki's 13th birthday party, that she attacked one of the masked performers that jumped out at her (because she was so terrified) and the entire party was escorted out by security.

    2) Erin's uncle Drury Gallagher helped establish the Swim Around Manhattan in honor of his son and Erin's late cousin Drury Jr.

    3) Erin used to send the same nude photo when asked for a nude photo so that only one carefully curated nude photo of her could be leaked in the case of a nude photo leaking.