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CATERGATE
by Jessica Besser-Rosenberg On this episode of RHOSLC, Lisa checks every Real Housewives activity cliché off of her list. First, she gets to know Whitney through silk-rope acrobatics, which is when stay-at-home moms try stripping for a day and pee a little bit when flexing. Then she gets fish pedicures with Meredith and Jenny. While … Continue reading CATERGATE
BUCKLE UP
by Jessica Besser-Rosenberg Sometimes, one needs to put all this Utah drama in perspective. Like when Mary shows up at Whitney’s house with a fresh batch of cookies and a gruesome tale about how the previous night, one of her congregants’ daughter’s crashed her car, flew through her sunroof, and landed on a neighborhood 30 … Continue reading BUCKLE UP
MAYBE SHE’S BORN WITH IT?
GIRL. Looky here. You know I’d rather walk on my lips than talk about somebody, but I just — well — I guess I’m going to have to say a little extra prayer tonight and put a bonus shot of holy water in my vodka tonic before bed. Now. Imma need you to take a … Continue reading MAYBE SHE’S BORN WITH IT?
JOY BEHAR: AMERICAN HERO
by Jeremy Owens GIRL. I cannot stop thinking about Joy! Don’t act like you don’t know who I’m talking about, and please for the love of CHEESE do not go thinking I am talking about HAPPINESS — that’s ridiculous. How many people do you know named JOY. This isn’t 1952, sweetheart, YOU DONT KNOW NOT … Continue reading JOY BEHAR: AMERICAN HERO
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